PU originals:
1) Dictionary of a Sales Officer:
a. Sales: Where Sale doesn’t happen without a “Saale” relationship!
b. Target: Jisko “get” karte karte aadmi “tar” coal jaisa ban jaaye!
c. Numbers: The amount of “Errs” that you do till you get numb!
d. Retail: That person who changes color like a chameleon & thus can grow back its “tail”!
e. Channel: Aisa “nal” jo har sales officer ka “Chain” cheen lete hain!
f. Margin: Yeh wo retail ki wo “Maar” hai jisse “Jin” bhi nahi bacha sakta!
Aaj ke liye itte words kaafi hain..! :P
2) Faltu Aptitude Test: Illogical Reasoning Section- Q-06 Sample Paper 2013
Once upon a time in Mumbai, there were twin sisters called Sheela and Leela. Leela got married to famous South African cricketer Justin Kemp and Sheela got married to a military jawan called Ramlal Dixit. For their honeymoon, Ramlal wanted to go to a beach and Justin wanted to go skiing.
From the given information, can you name the hotel in which Justin and his wife stayed for their honeymoon?
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Ans: Hotel Leela Kempinski
Explaination: Pretty easy this one…
Leela = Leela
Kemp = Justin Kemp
Ski = Wanted to go skiing
So, Leela Kemp in ski = Leela Kempinski (:P)
p.s. For those who went astray with Sheela and jawan and dixit… My work here is done! :P
Sesma Ke PJ:
After increasing the batch size this time XLRI's management decided to rename the college to...??
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Ans) XXL-RI !
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Ans) XXL-RI !
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