Etc - Chapter 2

PU originals:

     1)     Dictionary of a Sales Officer:

a.      Sales: Where Sale doesn’t happen without a “Saale” relationship!

b.     Target: Jisko “get” karte karte aadmi “tar” coal jaisa ban jaaye!

c.      Numbers: The amount of “Errs” that you do, till you get numb!

d.     Retail: That person who changes color like a chameleon & thus can grow back its “tail”!

e.      Channel: Aisa “nal” jo har sales officer ka “Chan” cheen lete hain!

f.       Margin: Yeh retail ki wo “Maar” hai jisse “Jin” bhi nahi bacha sakta!

Aaj ke liye itte words kaafi hain..! :P

     2)     Faltu Aptitude Test: Illogical Reasoning Section- Q-06 Sample Paper 2013

     Once upon a time in Mumbai, there were twin sisters called Sheela and Leela. Leela    got married to famous South African cricketer Justin Kemp and Sheela got married to a  military jawan called Ramlal Dixit. For their honeymoon, Ramlal wanted to go to a beach  and Justin wanted to go skiing.

 From the given information, can you name the hotel in which Justin and his wife stayed  for their honeymoon?

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Ans: Hotel Leela Kempinski

Explaination: Pretty easy this one…

Leela = Leela

Kemp = Justin Kemp

Ski = Wanted to go skiing

So, Leela Kemp in ski = Leela Kempinski (:P)

p.s. For those who went astray with Sheela and jawan and dixit… My work here is done! :P

Sesma Ke PJ:

After increasing the batch size this time XLRI's management decided to rename the college to...??
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Ans) XXL-RI !

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