Etc - Chapter 2

PU originals:

     1)     Dictionary of a Sales Officer:

a.      Sales: Where Sale doesn’t happen without a “Saale” relationship!

b.     Target: Jisko “get” karte karte aadmi “tar” coal jaisa ban jaaye!

c.      Numbers: The amount of “Errs” that you do, till you get numb!

d.     Retail: That person who changes color like a chameleon & thus can grow back its “tail”!

e.      Channel: Aisa “nal” jo har sales officer ka “Chan” cheen lete hain!

f.       Margin: Yeh retail ki wo “Maar” hai jisse “Jin” bhi nahi bacha sakta!

Aaj ke liye itte words kaafi hain..! :P

     2)     Faltu Aptitude Test: Illogical Reasoning Section- Q-06 Sample Paper 2013

     Once upon a time in Mumbai, there were twin sisters called Sheela and Leela. Leela    got married to famous South African cricketer Justin Kemp and Sheela got married to a  military jawan called Ramlal Dixit. For their honeymoon, Ramlal wanted to go to a beach  and Justin wanted to go skiing.

 From the given information, can you name the hotel in which Justin and his wife stayed  for their honeymoon?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Ans: Hotel Leela Kempinski

Explaination: Pretty easy this one…

Leela = Leela

Kemp = Justin Kemp

Ski = Wanted to go skiing

So, Leela Kemp in ski = Leela Kempinski (:P)

p.s. For those who went astray with Sheela and jawan and dixit… My work here is done! :P

Sesma Ke PJ:

After increasing the batch size this time XLRI's management decided to rename the college to...??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ans) XXL-RI !

Basant’s Believe it or Not

·        India: A country of 1.24 billion people ................ & 2.48 billion faces ...

·        One of d reasons why some people r so eager to build a temple for Ram is probably they r finding it very difficult to let Him stay in their hearts....

·        Life@B-school : paying bills at eating-outlets on a “de-tu-de” basis ....

Etc- Chapter 1

A PU Original

Ek baar ek bachcha tha. Usko cars se khelne ka shauk tha. But whenever he used to cry, wo kisi ko zaroor maarta tha! He was also very fond of playing chess. Uski habit thi ki har baar jab wo check deta tha, who chai ka ek sip zaroor leta tha!

Who is this unusual personality?

Scroll Down for Answer:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Answer: Rohit Shetty!

Explanation:

Let us look at the facts:

* He likes to play with cars! -> Not 1 movie goes by when cars are not flying in the air! :P

* He used to cry -> cry = Ro

* maarta tha -> maar = Hit

* chess mei check deta tha -> check = Shey

* chai peeta tha -> chai = Tea = ty

Ro + Hit / Shey + ty = Rohit Shetty!

And now you can go bang your head on the wall..! :P

Basant’s Believe It or Not!

* You know you are left with little money when you read the menu card from right to left!

* The less your parents know about your job, the prouder they are of you!

* 3 stages of B-school life:

                a) Induction

                b) Abey Kya Bhasad hai yeh?!

                c) Convocation

Sesma Ke PJ

Agar ek Bengali banda “The Hobbit” dekhne gaya, aur galat theatre mei ghus gaya, toh who thodi der movie dekh ke kya bolega?

Scroll down for answer:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Answer: Ee Hobbit Na!!