Etc: Bhasad

PU originals:

     1)     Dictionary of a Sales Officer:
a.      Sales: Where Sale doesn’t happen without a “Saale” relationship!
b.     Target: Jisko “get” karte karte aadmi “tar” coal jaisa ban jaaye!
c.      Numbers: The amount of “Errs” that you do till you get numb!
d.     Retail: That person who changes color like a chameleon & thus can grow back its “tail”!
e.      Channel: Aisa “nal” jo har sales officer ka “Chain” cheen lete hain!
f.       Margin: Yeh wo retail ki wo “Maar” hai jisse “Jin” bhi nahi bacha sakta!
Aaj ke liye itte words kaafi hain..! :P

     2)     Faltu Aptitude Test: Illogical Reasoning Section- Q-06 Sample Paper 2013
     Once upon a time in Mumbai, there were twin sisters called Sheela and Leela. Leela    got married to famous South African cricketer Justin Kemp and Sheela got married to a  military jawan called Ramlal Dixit. For their honeymoon, Ramlal wanted to go to a beach  and Justin wanted to go skiing.
 From the given information, can you name the hotel in which Justin and his wife stayed  for their honeymoon?
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Ans: Hotel Leela Kempinski
Explaination: Pretty easy this one…

Leela = Leela
Kemp = Justin Kemp
Ski = Wanted to go skiing

So, Leela Kemp in ski = Leela Kempinski (:P)


p.s. For those who went astray with Sheela and jawan and dixit… My work here is done! :P



Sesma Ke PJ:
After increasing the batch size this time XLRI's management decided to rename the college to...??
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Ans) XXL-RI !



Basant’s Believe it or Not
·        India: A country of 1.24 billion people ................ & 2.48 billion faces ...
·        One of d reasons why some people r so eager to build a temple for Ram is probably they r finding it very difficult to let Him stay in their hearts....

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